im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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