I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
