Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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