he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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