I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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