We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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