I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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