Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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