Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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