love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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