But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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