his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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