New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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