some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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