"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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