It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
