fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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