Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I love you.
Bad choice
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