Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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