YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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