I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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