so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
