Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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