May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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