It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
the liver wants what the liver wants
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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