i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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