i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's never too late to be topless.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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