Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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