you didnt know i had herpes?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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