Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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