I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You left your underwear on the fireplace
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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