Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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