I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
there was a trapeze. enough said
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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