Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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