Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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