That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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