fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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