do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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