we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
When are your genitals available?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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