I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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