I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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