It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
