I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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