I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Small penises have feelings too.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
