Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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