You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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