Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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