and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
