break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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