I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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