I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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