im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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