I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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