How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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